FlapArt Creative Covers

Comment from Michelle: If there’s anyone who deserves a little “R&R” it’s these guys. It doesn’t seem fair. Santa gets cookies; the Reindeer get carrots – if people even remember :( AND they have to do all of the pulling!

Comment from Michelle: Come on, you know who I’m talking about. We’ve all been awkwardly trapped under the mistletoe with someone who has had a little too much eggnog! We turn our heads fast, threatening whiplash, yet we can’t escape the sloppy kiss of the Mistletoe Monster! Consider yourself warned!...

Back cover reads: Happy Birthday! Comment from Michelle: From the time my oldest daughter could speak, anytime you asked her what she wanted for dinner she would say “cake”. I’m sure she was trying to convince me that cake was indeed a food group. This one is for her!

Back Cover Reads: Tips on finding cadavers, no humans injured/harmed, no final exam. Comment from Michelle: This one always makes me laugh – it’s just so ridiculous – At least I hope it’s ridiculous and people aren’t out there looking for cadavers!

Back Cover Reads: Minimal blood loss guaranteed, 12 easy steps, using household items. Comment from Michelle: Many people have been fooled by this cover, Dentists among them. Generally speaking Dentists really try to talk you out of doing your own dental work – go figure! What fun to have in...

Back Cover Reads: Attaches to any vacuum cleaner, order form enclosed, BONUS Section -Tips on starting your own liposuction clinic, no medical degree required. Comment from Michelle: Ahhh, if it were only this easy!

Back Cover Reads: Over 70% success rate, completed in less than 3 hours and sharp scissors required (and we mean sharp!) Comment from Michelle: I laughed my pants off coming up with the back cover of this one. I’m sure the thought of my husband’s face as he read my...

Back cover says: Merry Christmas Comment from Michelle: Did you ever drink so much you feel sick?? You have to be careful with eggnog – It can sneak up on you, especially if you’re having rum with it!

Back Cover Reads: Free room and board, never be lonely again, get your education paid for. Comment from Michelle: Sometimes the thought of all that solitude is very appealing to me. I’m sure there are plenty of other moms out there who could use a couple days in the slammer!...

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: I would love to see the look on a teacher’s face as someone sat front and centre with this cover on their book! Now that would be funny....

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: “I had no idea this was an option. This sounds like a great idea. Can I do this instead?” I can hear my kids now!

Back Cover Reads: Sell his stuff for cash, get his room & allowance, starter-kit enclosed. Comment from Michelle: I sent this cover to Prince Harry. I covered a book and mailed it to Buckingham Palace with a little note attached. I figured if there was one guy who could really...

Back Cover Reads: Sell her stuff for cash, get her room & allowance, starter-kit enclosed. Comment from Michelle: Despite the fact that my girls get along really well (most of the time!), they were both really eager to take this cover to school. Hmmm, maybe I should dig a little...

Back Cover Reads: words and lingo you can use convincingly, where to buy the best pocket protector, how to make your own stupid silver pinky ring from tin and build a bridge. Comment from Michelle: I know an engineer who has this book on his bookshelf at the office. He...

Back Cover Reads: 10 ways to profit off your grandmother, teach your grandmother how to love herself and her body. Comment from Michelle: Every time I get an order for one of these covers, I cringe slightly thinking “what kind of sicko would find this funny?” Then I remember that...

Back Cover Reads: 10 ways to profit off your mother, teach your mom how to love herself and her body. Comment from Michelle: People always ask me what my mother thinks of this cover. Really, it’s only people who have never met my mother that ask, because if you know...

Back Cover Reads: Top 10 places to dispose a body, step-by-step instructions with colour illustrations. Comment from Michelle: This is the cover that started it all. My husband is known for his wacky sense of humour (he’s married to me isn’t he?)and when he called me and said “wouldn’t it...

Back Cover Reads: A disease that’s finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat. Comment from Michelle: Here’s what you do: 1. Cover a book2. Put a bookmark in it3. Place the book in your powder room4. Wait for people to find it5. Bask in the glory of your...

Back Cover Reads: From fences to food. BONUS - How to have your spouse blamed and shunned. Comment from Michelle: Think of all the things you could steal. If you timed things right, you could steal the food right off the BBQ. Voila, dinner is served!

Sequel to Best Seller “How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star” Back Cover Reads: Living with success, how it has changed our relationship, tips on helping dad cope. Comment from Michelle: Imagine what people will think when they see you reading a book with this title. Imagine the looks...