FlapArt Creative Covers

Back cover reads: Happy Birthday! Comment from Michelle: From the time my oldest daughter could speak, anytime you asked her what she wanted for dinner she would say “cake”. I’m sure she was trying to convince me that cake was indeed a food group. This one is for her!

Back Cover Reads: Over 70% success rate, completed in less than 3 hours and sharp scissors required (and we mean sharp!) Comment from Michelle: I laughed my pants off coming up with the back cover of this one. I’m sure the thought of my husband’s face as he read my...

Back cover says: Merry Christmas Comment from Michelle: Did you ever drink so much you feel sick?? You have to be careful with eggnog – It can sneak up on you, especially if you’re having rum with it!

Back Cover Reads: Free room and board, never be lonely again, get your education paid for. Comment from Michelle: Sometimes the thought of all that solitude is very appealing to me. I’m sure there are plenty of other moms out there who could use a couple days in the slammer!...

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: I would love to see the look on a teacher’s face as someone sat front and centre with this cover on their book! Now that would be funny....

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: “I had no idea this was an option. This sounds like a great idea. Can I do this instead?” I can hear my kids now!

Back Cover Reads: Sell his stuff for cash, get his room & allowance, starter-kit enclosed. Comment from Michelle: I sent this cover to Prince Harry. I covered a book and mailed it to Buckingham Palace with a little note attached. I figured if there was one guy who could really...

Back Cover Reads: Sell her stuff for cash, get her room & allowance, starter-kit enclosed. Comment from Michelle: Despite the fact that my girls get along really well (most of the time!), they were both really eager to take this cover to school. Hmmm, maybe I should dig a little...

Back Cover Reads: words and lingo you can use convincingly, where to buy the best pocket protector, how to make your own stupid silver pinky ring from tin and build a bridge. Comment from Michelle: I know an engineer who has this book on his bookshelf at the office. He...

Back Cover Reads: 10 ways to profit off your grandmother, teach your grandmother how to love herself and her body. Comment from Michelle: Every time I get an order for one of these covers, I cringe slightly thinking “what kind of sicko would find this funny?” Then I remember that...

Back Cover Reads: Top 10 places to dispose a body, step-by-step instructions with colour illustrations. Comment from Michelle: This is the cover that started it all. My husband is known for his wacky sense of humour (he’s married to me isn’t he?)and when he called me and said “wouldn’t it...

Back Cover Reads: A disease that’s finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat. Comment from Michelle: Here’s what you do: 1. Cover a book2. Put a bookmark in it3. Place the book in your powder room4. Wait for people to find it5. Bask in the glory of your...

Sequel to Best Seller “How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star” Back Cover Reads: Living with success, how it has changed our relationship, tips on helping dad cope. Comment from Michelle: Imagine what people will think when they see you reading a book with this title. Imagine the looks...

Comment from Michelle: The reality of real life after graduation can be harsh…. why not rub it in a little?

Back Cover Reads: Never be blamed again, beans are your friends, 10 easy steps. Comment from Michelle: My husband had our girls convinced that he could actually do this. Now that they’ve figured him out, he has moved on to torture our friend’s kids. We are starting to run out...

Comment from Michelle: Seriously, what does he do with all those cookies? He can’t possibly eat them, he would make himself sick. Just another one of life’s mysteries.

Back Cover Reads: Strengthens finger muscles, an alternative food source. Comment from Michelle: I’ve got one word for this one: EWWWW!

Comment from Michelle: The sooner they learn, the better it is for everyone.

Back Cover Reads: I said I think you’re an Idiot, stop reading my book and are you stupid too? Comment from Michelle: Thank you to my friend Allison for the inspiration for this cover. When you feel like screaming “LEAVE ME ALONE” this cover does it for you. It’s totally...