FlapArt Creative Covers

Comment from Michelle: This journal makes a great Father’s Day or Christmas gift. It also makes a great gift for the sports lover in your life – as if they needed another reason to watch sports

Comment from Michelle: If there’s anyone who deserves a little “R&R” it’s these guys. It doesn’t seem fair. Santa gets cookies; the Reindeer get carrots – if people even remember :( AND they have to do all of the pulling!

Comment from Michelle: Come on, you know who I’m talking about. We’ve all been awkwardly trapped under the mistletoe with someone who has had a little too much eggnog! We turn our heads fast, threatening whiplash, yet we can’t escape the sloppy kiss of the Mistletoe Monster! Consider yourself warned!...

Back Cover Reads: Minimal blood loss guaranteed, 12 easy steps, using household items. Comment from Michelle: Many people have been fooled by this cover, Dentists among them. Generally speaking Dentists really try to talk you out of doing your own dental work – go figure! What fun to have in...

Back cover says: Merry Christmas Comment from Michelle: Did you ever drink so much you feel sick?? You have to be careful with eggnog – It can sneak up on you, especially if you’re having rum with it!

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: I would love to see the look on a teacher’s face as someone sat front and centre with this cover on their book! Now that would be funny....

Back Cover Reads: Graduate without ever attending a class, obtain multiple degrees at once, sample tests and papers included. Comment from Michelle: “I had no idea this was an option. This sounds like a great idea. Can I do this instead?” I can hear my kids now!

Back Cover Reads: Top 10 places to dispose a body, step-by-step instructions with colour illustrations. Comment from Michelle: This is the cover that started it all. My husband is known for his wacky sense of humour (he’s married to me isn’t he?)and when he called me and said “wouldn’t it...

Back Cover Reads: A disease that’s finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat. Comment from Michelle: Here’s what you do: 1. Cover a book2. Put a bookmark in it3. Place the book in your powder room4. Wait for people to find it5. Bask in the glory of your...

Back Cover Reads: From fences to food. BONUS - How to have your spouse blamed and shunned. Comment from Michelle: Think of all the things you could steal. If you timed things right, you could steal the food right off the BBQ. Voila, dinner is served!

Sequel to Best Seller “How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star” Back Cover Reads: Living with success, how it has changed our relationship, tips on helping dad cope. Comment from Michelle: Imagine what people will think when they see you reading a book with this title. Imagine the looks...

Comment from Michelle: The reality of real life after graduation can be harsh…. why not rub it in a little?

Back Cover Reads: Never be blamed again, beans are your friends, 10 easy steps. Comment from Michelle: My husband had our girls convinced that he could actually do this. Now that they’ve figured him out, he has moved on to torture our friend’s kids. We are starting to run out...

Back Cover Reads: Strengthens finger muscles, an alternative food source. Comment from Michelle: I’ve got one word for this one: EWWWW!

Comment from Michelle: The sooner they learn, the better it is for everyone.

Back Cover Reads: I said I think you’re an Idiot, stop reading my book and are you stupid too? Comment from Michelle: Thank you to my friend Allison for the inspiration for this cover. When you feel like screaming “LEAVE ME ALONE” this cover does it for you. It’s totally...