FlapArt Creative Covers

Back Cover Reads: Top 10 places to dispose a body, step-by-step instructions with colour illustrations. Comment from Michelle: This is the cover that started it all. My husband is known for his wacky sense of humour (he’s married to me isn’t he?)and when he called me and said “wouldn’t it...

Back Cover Reads: A disease that’s finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat. Comment from Michelle: Here’s what you do: 1. Cover a book2. Put a bookmark in it3. Place the book in your powder room4. Wait for people to find it5. Bask in the glory of your...

Back Cover Reads: From fences to food. BONUS - How to have your spouse blamed and shunned. Comment from Michelle: Think of all the things you could steal. If you timed things right, you could steal the food right off the BBQ. Voila, dinner is served!

Sequel to Best Seller “How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star” Back Cover Reads: Living with success, how it has changed our relationship, tips on helping dad cope. Comment from Michelle: Imagine what people will think when they see you reading a book with this title. Imagine the looks...

Back Cover Reads: Build your own laser, mirror required, guaranteed safe and cheap. Comment from Michelle: I wouldn’t mind having my own laser. Do you think I could use it on my legs or would it strictly be for eye surgery? Just wondering.

Back Cover Reads: Friend to Friend Comment from Michelle: We all have a friend that meets these criteria. If we’re really lucky we have more than one. This cover is a great way to share a book that you love or to give “a little something” to someone special. Note:...

Comment from Michelle: The reality of real life after graduation can be harsh…. why not rub it in a little?

Back Cover Reads: Never be blamed again, beans are your friends, 10 easy steps. Comment from Michelle: My husband had our girls convinced that he could actually do this. Now that they’ve figured him out, he has moved on to torture our friend’s kids. We are starting to run out...

Comment from Michelle: Seriously, what does he do with all those cookies? He can’t possibly eat them, he would make himself sick. Just another one of life’s mysteries.

Back Cover Reads: Strengthens finger muscles, an alternative food source. Comment from Michelle: I’ve got one word for this one: EWWWW!

Comment from Michelle: Let’s face it, birthday’s can be scary. Sometimes there are just too many candles on the damn cake! What a great way to have a good chuckle and take the edge off. When it’s laugh or cry – I always pick laugh!

Comment from Michelle: The sooner they learn, the better it is for everyone.

Comment from Michelle: The sooner they learn, the better it is for everyone.

Back Cover Reads: I said I think you’re an Idiot, stop reading my book and are you stupid too? Comment from Michelle: Thank you to my friend Allison for the inspiration for this cover. When you feel like screaming “LEAVE ME ALONE” this cover does it for you. It’s totally...